07 February 2012

"Napoleon Bonaparte" some interesting facts about virtuoso general

|


1. Redesigned Italy's flag while the country was under his rule

2. He was married twice: on March 9, 1796 to Josephine de Beauharnais and on March 11, 1810 by proxy to Marie Louise. 

3. He instituted several lasting reforms, including centralized administration of the departments, higher education, a tax system, a central bank, law codes, and road and sewer systems.

4. Contrary to popular belief, he was not short as often depicted in today's culture. (5' 6")

5. In May 1821, Napoleon Bonaparte died, at the age of 51. The actual cause is highly disputed. (mercury poisoning because of the paint on the walls)

6. He was born on an island and died on an island.

7. There is, in fact, no particular inscription on his tomb; however, there is one inscription above the door that opens on the room where the tomb is located. The inscription reads, "Je désire que mes cendres reposent sur les bords de la Seine, au milieu de ce peuple français que j'ai tant aimé." English translation: "I wish that my ashes rest on the edges of the Seine, in the medium of these French people that I liked so much."

***

Napoleon Bonaparte... The good old Sir Napoleone Bonaparte. Strong, arrogant, ambitious, and secretly... A man suffering from hemorrhoids. Yes you heard me, that disgusting hemorrhoid that's sticking between your soft bouncing butt =).

Year 2001 when it was first identified by Dr. Paul Wolf. The great Napoleon Bonaparte could have won the Battle of Waterloo if not only with that hemroid he had. He could have the chance and advantage from the British by attacking earlier in the day, but Napoleon Bonaparte delayed his attack because he suffered greatly from hemroid pain that morning. By the time the afternoon came, the weather and so on, comes their disadvantage. And comes the British advantage.

Napoleon Bonaparte suffered greatly from hemroid pain during many of his battles, as the tension of battle apparently caused his sphincter muscles to tighten horrendously on his hemroids, thereby generating massive pain and discomfort for him. Bad hemroid!

Napoleon Bonaparte used bathing to help control his hemroid pain, but during the battle of Waterloo he was having a hard time dealing with constipation, which made his discomfort and possibly his pain much worse and, he had no time to sit in a bath to ease his miserable state.

Poor Napoleon Bonaparte. The greatest French general of all time - who is having a fight with his own hemroid, as persisting as him.

0 comments:

Comment-ներ գրելու համար սեղմել այստեղ

Post a Comment